COMING SOON: ‘Murder on the Orient Express,’ ‘The Mountain Between Us,’ and a Different Wonder Woman Movie
Murder, mountains, Moulton Marston, mangos, marmalade, and a “motherf@#&ing trailer” here at BoxOffice Trailer Throw Down! Brought to you by the letter “M.”
MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS
I was hoping for a second that Hercule Poirot had to call himself “probably the greatest detective in the world” because, as we all know, Batman has already claimed the official title of “greatest detective in the world.”
THE MOUNTAIN BETWEEN US
Ain’t no mountain high, ain’t no valley low, ain’t no river frozen enough to stop Kate Winslet and Idris Elba from getting married/performing surgery but not to/on each other in this very literally titled film.
If you feel like you didn’t get enough murder and mountains from the first two trailers, this one has more of both PLUS two Avengers for you.
If you happened to catch this astonishingly vague trailer before WONDER WOMAN you may have figured out that it is for a movie about the life of her creator William Moulton Marston, who has a very interesting life story that I just don’t have time to geek over right now.
Fun Fact: this is the second movie coming out this year where Tom Cruise crashes a plane at the start of the trailer. Although, this one seems to feature a lot more cocaine than THE MUMMY.
VICTORIA & ABDUL
This dude from India taught the Queen of England about mangos. Mangos changed the course of history. Hooray for mangos.
THE HITMAN’S BODYGUARD
Does anyone else find a collection of Sam Jackson yelling “motherf@#$er” to be strangely relaxing? Sound off in the comments below if it is a meditative experience for you, too.
Paddington seems to be lighter than a bucket of water and now I am doubting everything I ever knew about bears. Do they even wear hats and accessories?