Like a badass out of Hell

Drive Angry

on February 26, 2011 by Amy Nicholson
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driveangryreview.pngLike a badass out of Hell, Nicolas Cage will be gone, gone, gone back to Hades as soon as he rescues his infant granddaughter from a Satanic cult. Between then and now, however, there's 104 minutes of punching, shooting, stabbing, speeding and full-on silliness in Patrick Lussier's (My Bloody Valentine 3D) latest half-serious homage to pulp. With its deadpan humor and the Daisy Dukes on lead bombshell Amber Heard, Drive Angry is almost as bad as we want it to be, which is to say, it straddles the line between campy and legit without winning over either audience. If teens can sneak in and buy tickets to this R-rated flick, it could make a modest chunk of money before high-tailing it out of theaters.

Cage plays Milton, a dead thug who's been burning in Hell for a decade. Milton is a namby-pamby name for a brute, but any college-educated strays who blunder into the movie know it's an elbow to Paradise Lost poet John Milton, who wrote empathetically of Satan and described the underworld as, "No light, but rather darkness visible served only to discover sights of woe. Regions of sorrow, doleful shades, where peace and rest can never dwell." Lussier spins that into a Hell that hounds Milton with video feeds of the sadness he left behind on earth, tracking his daughter as she fell under the sway of a cult helmed by Jonah King (Billy Burke). It didn't end well. Not only does King carry her femur bone as a pimp cane, he's going to sacrifice her babyMilton's last living DNA strandsto the devil.

Burke is best known for playing Bella Swan's papa-in-peril in the Twilight franchise, but his cult leader is a giddily nasty piece of work. He's a creep with a soul patch that purrs lines like, "It'd be so easy to shoot you in the throat and watch you gurgle while I eat my morning grapefruit." Milton is the type of role Cage was born to play, but the brawnier Cage gets the more inert he acts, as though his muscles are smothering his emotions. On the sliding scale of Cage crazies, Milton's a middle-of-the-road stoic. He 's got no great quips and he never cracks a smile, but he's funny despiteor because ofhis steeliness. In one scene, a honkytonk waitress rides him to a screaming orgasm while he's fully dressed, biting a cigar and motionless. When he rolls over to shoot six bad guys, she's so in thrall the blood doesn't register until he's holstered both of his big guns.

Cage passes the torch to the next generation of scene-chewing actors as he's graciously out-Caged by both Burke and shark-eyed William Fichtner as The Accountant, the ghoul responsible for keeping count of the damned and routing escapees back to Hell. They get most of the laughs, as does a supporting clutter of weirdo, two-scene-only rednecks who get some hysterical lines before they're offed. Amber Heard, a long-legged blonde who could cause whiplash, is there to give the guys something gorgeous to gawk at. Her muscle car-loving waitress isn't much of a character, but Heard is aware enough of her own appeal to give the role exactly what it deservesshe's one starlet who looks natural clawing a guy's face. And she gets the joke. When Heard snarls, "Devil worshipers freak me the fuck out," it's funny because she sounds like every third jerk is a slave to Satanwhich, in Lussier's world, is true. (His grand Satanic ceremony looks like a mixed bag of customers at an Oklahoma Burger King.)

The 3D effects aren't quite as awesome as in Lussier's under-appreciated schlock My Bloody Valentine, but the audience is pelted by explosions and shattered jawbones. Lussier gives a couple seconds of lip service to the existential idea that no man can escape his punishment, but he's more interested in scoring Cage's left hooks to the wail of an '80s metal guitar. Heck, given the choice between philosophy and Fender Stratocasters, sometimes you just wanna party.

Distributor: Summit Entertainment
Cast: Nicolas Cage, Amber Heard, Billy Burke, William Fichtner and Katy Mixon 

Director: Patrick Lussier
Screenwriters: Patrick Lussier and Todd Farmer
Producers: René Besson and Michael De Luca
Genre: Action/Thriller
Rating: R for strong brutal violence throughout, grisly images, some graphic sexual content, nudity and pervasive language.
Running time: 104 min
Release date: February 25, 2011

 

Tags: Nicolas Cage, Amber Heard, Billy Burke, William Fichtner, Katy Mixon, Patrick Lussier, Todd Farmer, René Besson, Michael De Luca
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