COMING SOON: ‘Solo: A Star Wars Story,’ ‘The First Purge,’ ‘Night School,’ and a Big Ol’ Shark
Welcome back to another Boxoffice Trailer Throwdown! Today we watch as jaws get unhinged at retro-futuristic parties, pastors are uncomfortable on the internet, we hear a compelling argument to legalize murder and we even look at a Star War. One, singular Star War.
SOLO: A STAR WARS STORY
Donald Glover wears a cape while we learn Chewbacca’s age and meet a new droid who I can only assume will be snarky.
It’s not Jaws. IT’S A BIGGER SHARK! Or how it’s known in Brazil, a Jawsão.
THE FIRST PURGE
A prequel that helps this horror franchise make way too much sense.
But who is the beast??????
JOHNNY ENGLISH STRIKES AGAIN
They made a third Johnny English movie.
Yes, Kevin Hart and Tiffany Haddish are teaming up…but the real duo that steals the show is the single frame of a frog making love to a horse.
HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS AT PARTIES
Still difficult after all these years.
THE DARKEST MINDS
From the studio that brought you the X-Men movies, comes a movie about a group of children with superpowers who are not X-Men. Do not confuse this with X-Men.
BACKSTABBING FOR BEGINNERS
Backstabbing looks stressful.
THE HOUSE WITH A CLOCK IN ITS WALLS
Scary pumpkin haunted house with Jack Black in a movie definitely not titled Goosebumps.