COMING SOON: ‘Love, Simon,’ ‘Traffik,’ ‘Breaking In,’ and We Learn Something About Jam
Welcome to BoxOffice Trailer Throw Down! Where we round up the week’s finest trailers so you don’t get sucked down a YouTube rabbit hole.
This movie assures us that we can still be good parents even when our underage kids come home drunk. We can all rest easy now.
True story: I learned never to talk to strangers at gas stations after a scam artist tried to sell me rotten meat out of the back of his freezer truck for gas money. Paula Patton and Omar Epps learned the hard way.
DON’T WORRY, HE WON’T GET FAR ON FOOT
There is a lot going on here. I think a train runs over something.
THE FEMALE BRAIN
Whitney Cummings sciences up why we have gender roles and why it is hard to catch jam.
This is pandas. They fall down a lot.
TEEN TITANS GO! TO THE MOVIES
The Teen Titans confirm that we all do, in fact, love Wonder Woman.
Oh, you thought we were done with fart jokes for the week? Oh no, dear reader. Trailers demand more fart jokes. Also, Ludacris is a dog.
This trailer teaches us how today’s youth defines a committed relationship: having an entire playlist of sex songs. Some things never change.
THE STRANGERS: PREY AT NIGHT
Were two home invasion movie trailers not enough home invasion for you? Please, have more home invasion. Three home invasions!
This is a big house. Full of ghosts. It exists in real life in San Jose, California.
Part one of Hamm It Up! of Hamm It Up! A special section in this story where we explore the films of Jon Hamm. Here we see Jon Hamm getting blown up.
Part two of Hamm It Up! A special section in this story where we explore the films of Jon Hamm. Here we see Jon Hamm getting blown up…emotionally.